i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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