don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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