Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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