If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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