You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Randomize
