I puked a lego.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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