im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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