Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Randomize
