I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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