There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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