mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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