my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Why can't burritos get me drunk
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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