Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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