Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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