ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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