Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I will pee on everything he values.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
