You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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