i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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