he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
