you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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