So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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