I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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