can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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