do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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