i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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