they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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