Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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