Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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