Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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