Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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