OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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