absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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