She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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