return my video game
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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