I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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