I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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