gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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