Christians are straight up FREAKS
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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