Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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