My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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