I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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