in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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