So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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