This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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