I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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