Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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