I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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