I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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