There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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