Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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