no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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