Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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