You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I just want to make out with him forever
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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