The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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