his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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