it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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