well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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