Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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